That Tall Bitch

Jordan

❀ 20 ❀
✝ No Greater Love ✝
♥ Prepare For The Worst ♥

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

(via mybbyperi-dumb)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via ugly)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via ugly)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

^^^ yes that

(via pizza)

niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

(Source: niick4, via hotboyproblems)

cultofkimber:

So I use baking soda and apple cider vinegar on my hair, and I guess I didn’t rinse the vinegar out as well as I normally do because I full-on smell like salad dressing.

tattru:

mom: DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM 2 HOURS AGO ???

me:

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(Source: bruhnett, via lolsofunny)

me nd my cougar gf

me:babe i love your necklace
gf:thats me Life Alert®
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